I’ve shaved my armpits and I don’t feel gay at all, just a nice and fresh feel­ing. 
I’ve done it before, when I was, what do you say, oh yeah, when I was a
swim­mer in LASS. But that was many years ago, so me shav­ing my armpits
with­out really hav­ing a rea­son other than the fact it’s nice and not so warm
is maybe some­what gay. But who gives a damn, really?!

Enough about my shaved armpits, time to stop before we come to even more
unpleas­ant facts about my fat and hairy body. This is one of those, less seri­ous
posts that I shouldn’t really pub­lish but I’m done ana­lyz­ing, this is it, every­thing
will be posted, even the most annoy­ing and bad stuff. I don’t give a damn. 

Hrm, don’t for­get about Don­key Punch! v. 1, it’s still as bad and good as always.