Donkey Punch! » Choices http://www.robertekstrom.com We're here now and that's what matters Mon, 17 Oct 2011 06:47:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= The joy and hatred of me, by me. http://www.robertekstrom.com/2009/09/17/the-joy-and-hatred-of-me-by-me/ http://www.robertekstrom.com/2009/09/17/the-joy-and-hatred-of-me-by-me/#comments Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:18:14 +0000 Robert Ekström http://www.robertekstrom.com/?p=247 Let’s push all things to the limit, it’s time to advice you all to
re-think your positions and your choices, meaning, should you
really be interested in this? In nothing? Cause’ that’s exactly what
it is, nothingness, reaching it’s highest point. After all the talk about
new beginnings, a new era, a new face of this blog — I’m tired of that
shit and I assume that so are you!?
If not, congrats’. But if you for one second think of all the unnecessary,
idiotic, uninteresting facts of Donkey Punch! then you might re-think
everything. Here’s some things I recommend whilst looking yourself
in the mirror and thinking about the nothingness of DP!

1. Punch your balls (if you have some)
2. Feel your boobs (or someone else’s)
3. Kiss yourself (it’s very, very satisfying, I promise)
4. Feel yourself (even more satisfying, don’t believe me? Try it!)

If you still decide that this place is the right place for you?
Welcome, you’ve passed the test. You’re totally DP’d. Nice
feeling, right? And it’s now, when you, every worthy soul gets
the shot to be apart of something fantastic, the ideas and thoughts
by me and it’s a pleasant ride, I can assure. So fuck off and welcome
to reality. This is it. As of now, this is it. The shit. The deal.
I look forward to crush your dreams tomorrow and bring you some
new ones the day after tomorrow because that’s the way things
work around here. WELCOME, This is Donkey Punch! The most
wonderful shit hole around here.

Buzz it!
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