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It’s just lovely

Robert Ekström — Tue, 04 May 2010 19:03:51 +0000

Sorry for the downtime. I’m working on it. Tired of hearing that? Then fuck off.

Love at first sight:
Robyn — Body Talk pt.1.
The National — High Violet
Delorean — Subiza

and a little single; Eminem — Not Afraid (from the upcoming Recovery album)

So long.

A little thought, you little cunt.

Robert Ekström — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:06:49 +0000

The fact is that this is mildly confusing. Taking the fact that I’m
very likable though I’m quite the opposite from my point of
view. 99% like this shit, 1% doesn’t, so what? Do anyone think
I give a fuck about a losers opinion? I’ve learned not to, cause
I know that if it would come to battle, I would most definitively
win and if not I would be proud for things I achieved. So you, you
little brat, beat it. Since I’ve learned to appreciate myself I’ve also
learned to appreciate that whatever I do I should not be embarrassed
so this is me, not being embarrassed for what I have and will achieve.
Don’t be jealous, it doesn’t suit you, it doesn’t suit anyone actually.
I’m tired defending the weak, cause I’m stronger now, stronger than
ever and I will laugh at you, you little prick when I stand on top of the
mountain declared the winner, for all the injustices and all the shit you’ve
caused everyone. I’m better than you, no one else, just better than you.

It’s a nice day, today, snowing, glowing. Nice.

See you in 2010

Robert Ekström — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:20:09 +0000

It’s New Years Eve, someone please wake me up. What’s the fuzz?
I know I’m certainly not as excited as I used to be but I’m gonna’
give it a try anyway. Right now I’m enjoying a glass of chardonnay,
tastes like someones socks but I’ve enjoyed less appropriate things,
so therefore I call this a perfect balance between enjoyment and pleasure.
God damn. Well, let’s stick to the point, 2010 is a new era, new decade and I’m
gonna’ kick it up several notches. From not being here to actually being
here telling you all about me producing/creating all kinds of crazy shit.
And most importantly I’m gonna’ disgust you, tell the truth and I will hate,
I will be mean, evil and I will show some love too of course.

First off in January I have a couple of drafts ready for release, firstly I intended
to give you all a free look at Christmas Eve but since I ate to much food so that I
could literally not move and I was tired giving excuses, so I ended up giving
you nothing instead. Truce?

In February I will show you the first couple of frames from my upcoming short film
“Chapter One”, for now only just a working title. What happens after that?
Well those of you who decide to stick around will see. To the rest of you,
Thank you and fuck off, let me create in peace.

Happy New Years Eve!

It’s all about me

Robert Ekström — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:40:42 +0000

They’re piling once again, all these drafts. No worries, I will publish some of
them before 2009 becomes 2010. A new start has been needed for quite some
time now and I know it’s all I ever write about but I just want to make things
clear. 2010 is the perfect time for change and it gives me just about the right
amount of hours before, so that I can change things in silence and make it just
the way I want it. In 2010 a lot of things happen, it will be a year of change.
You may all think I’m just a man, sitting here, writing totally uninteresting
stuff, that’s totally true in some ways. I have always, since 2004 had my
cross airs aimed for 2010. I have a lot more in keeps than I let all of you know
about. 2010 will be my year, at least for myself. Now I’m off again talking
about myself such a waste of your time. Excuse me.

I could have used this time to totally fuck some minds up, instead I tend to
talk about myself. I’m not a self centered person and here I go again, I’m going
to shut up now.

And now The List (it’s easier to decide now rather than in the end of the year)

Publish at least three of my short stories
Finish my book
Finish two of my screenplays
Start filming some fake-trailers
Be a better man
Be a better friend
Become a better guitar player
Learn how to play the piano
Decide what I want to do with my life

More or less.

The joy and hatred of me, by me.

Robert Ekström — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:18:14 +0000

Let’s push all things to the limit, it’s time to advice you all to
re-think your positions and your choices, meaning, should you
really be interested in this? In nothing? Cause’ that’s exactly what
it is, nothingness, reaching it’s highest point. After all the talk about
new beginnings, a new era, a new face of this blog — I’m tired of that
shit and I assume that so are you!?
If not, congrats’. But if you for one second think of all the unnecessary,
idiotic, uninteresting facts of Donkey Punch! then you might re-think
everything. Here’s some things I recommend whilst looking yourself
in the mirror and thinking about the nothingness of DP!

1. Punch your balls (if you have some)
2. Feel your boobs (or someone else’s)
3. Kiss yourself (it’s very, very satisfying, I promise)
4. Feel yourself (even more satisfying, don’t believe me? Try it!)

If you still decide that this place is the right place for you?
Welcome, you’ve passed the test. You’re totally DP’d. Nice
feeling, right? And it’s now, when you, every worthy soul gets
the shot to be apart of something fantastic, the ideas and thoughts
by me and it’s a pleasant ride, I can assure. So fuck off and welcome
to reality. This is it. As of now, this is it. The shit. The deal.
I look forward to crush your dreams tomorrow and bring you some
new ones the day after tomorrow because that’s the way things
work around here. WELCOME, This is Donkey Punch! The most
wonderful shit hole around here.

Suck on this, bitch.

Robert Ekström — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:56:13 +0000

You just got to love Google Analytics, I do. It’s quite nice knowing where
your readers originates from. Colorado, California, Michigan, Virginia,
Copenhagen and of course various towns in Sweden. Most of them from
my hometown and I wonder how many of those I know really reads this
shit? I know of some but not all obviously, since the numbers are freakin’
fantastic. Thanks, is all I have to say. Well, enough about numbers and
readers. Now off to something else.

I know I sometimes tend to go ahead of myself and just shout out things
I have on my mind, like the new things that are going to happen. I wont
do that anymore, at least not that much. I do however think it’s good to
have a plan and good to plan what’s going to happen in the near future.

So here it is, the dates for publishing the new, better, longer and more
beautiful stuff. Later on, you all can look forward to this;
“The resurrection series” (July)
“Drugs, sex and high heels” (T.B.A.)
“I’m Tracy Wick” (T.B.A.)
“Fuck and/or Suck on this” (T.B.A.)

Fuck this, I have to take a beer and just chill.