Donkey Punch!

The fact is that this is mildly con­fus­ing. Tak­ing the fact that I’m
very lik­able though I’m quite the oppo­site from my point of
view. 99% like this shit, 1% doesn’t, so what? Do any­one think
I give a fuck about a losers opin­ion? I’ve learned not to, cause
I know that if it would come to bat­tle, I would most defin­i­tively
win and if not I would be proud for things I achieved. So you, you
lit­tle brat, beat it. Since I’ve learned to appre­ci­ate myself I’ve also
learned to appre­ci­ate that what­ever I do I should not be embar­rassed
so this is me, not being embar­rassed for what I have and will achieve.
Don’t be jeal­ous, it doesn’t suit you, it doesn’t suit any­one actu­ally.
I’m tired defend­ing the weak, cause I’m stronger now, stronger than
ever and I will laugh at you, you lit­tle prick when I stand on top of the
moun­tain declared the win­ner, for all the injus­tices and all the shit you’ve
caused every­one. I’m bet­ter than you, no one else, just bet­ter than you.

It’s a nice day, today, snow­ing, glow­ing. Nice.

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Let’s push all things to the limit, it’s time to advice you all to
re-think your posi­tions and your choices, mean­ing, should you
really be inter­ested in this? In noth­ing? Cause’ that’s exactly what
it is, noth­ing­ness, reach­ing it’s high­est point. After all the talk about
new begin­nings, a new era, a new face of this blog — I’m tired of that
shit and I assume that so are you!?
If not, con­grats’. But if you for one sec­ond think of all the unnec­es­sary,
idi­otic, unin­ter­est­ing facts of Don­key Punch! then you might re-think
every­thing. Here’s some things I rec­om­mend whilst look­ing your­self
in the mir­ror and think­ing about the noth­ing­ness of DP!

1. Punch your balls (if you have some)
2. Feel your boobs (or some­one else’s)
3. Kiss your­self (it’s very, very sat­is­fy­ing, I promise)
4. Feel your­self (even more sat­is­fy­ing, don’t believe me? Try it!)

If you still decide that this place is the right place for you?
Wel­come, you’ve passed the test. You’re totally DP’d. Nice
feel­ing, right? And it’s now, when you, every wor­thy soul gets
the shot to be apart of some­thing fan­tas­tic, the ideas and thoughts
by me and it’s a pleas­ant ride, I can assure. So fuck off and wel­come
to real­ity. This is it. As of now, this is it. The shit. The deal.
I look for­ward to crush your dreams tomor­row and bring you some
new ones the day after tomor­row because that’s the way things
work around here. WELCOME, This is Don­key Punch! The most
won­der­ful shit hole around here.

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